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Foodie Friday - Hotel Chocolat Christmas Cracker Giveaway

This is so exciting, another Hotel Chocolat Giveaway, whoop whoop! The last one went so well that I've decided to run another giveaway and this time it's even bigger and better than the last.

Hotel Chocolat Christmas Cracker Giveaway on Modern Bric a Brac blog





The Giveaway


The very good people at Hotel Chocolat have kindly agreed to offer an enormous Christmas Cracker as the prize to this seasonal giveaway. Referred to by HC as unapologetically large this Christmas Cracker contains 40 seriously delicious chocs, twelve hats and twelve presumably bad jokes (it's traditional). All of this plus the cracker makes a bang when it's pulled apart.

Hotel Chocolat also have a whole host of other quirky items on offer as part of their Christmas collection. My favourites are the jars of mincement with chocolate nibs, cocoa bitters (to add to cocktails), edible Christmas jumpers and their dark chilli penguins (brilliant).

Chocolate mincemeat, Hotel Chocolat Christmas Cracker Giveaway, photo by Modern Bric a Brac


Cocoa Bitters, Hotel Chocolat Christmas Cracker Giveaway, photo by Modern Bric a Brac



How to Enter


The Giveaway is pretty straight forward, you can enter as many times as you like, the more times, the greater the chance of winning.

You can enter in a variety of ways using the Rafflecopter device.

The Giveaway begins at midday on Friday 13 November 2015 and ends at midday on Friday 11 December 2015.

If you choose to leave a comment, then I invite you to share your favourite cracker joke. Scroll to the bottom to find out my favourite.

The winner will be chosen randomly by Rafflecopter once the Giveaway closes.

I will notify the winner by email and if I have not been able to contact the winner after 48 hours, then I will choose another winner. The winner must live in the UK and if you live near Brighton you can pop into the store and pick up your prize in person.

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Hotel Chocolat, Brighton, UK

Centrally located, Hotel Chocolat in Brighton cannot be missed. On the pedestrianised Duke Street, Hotel Chocolat is surrounded by high-end fashion and food stores and is about ten minutes from the sea in one direction and just round the corner from the Clock Tower in the other.

Inside you'll find chocolate Christmas tree decorations, advent calendars, wreaths and crackers in three different sizes. Just fantastic!


Chocolate Christmas tree decorations, Hotel Chocolat Christmas Cracker Giveaway, photo by Modern Bric a Brac



Brighton shop, Hotel Chocolat Christmas Cracker Giveaway, photo by Modern Bric a Brac

Inside Brighton shop, Hotel Chocolat Christmas Cracker Giveaway, photo by Modern Bric a Brac


So while you're pondering what chocolate you like the most, here's my Cracker joke to start the ball rolling.

What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar?


I'll share the punchline when I reveal the winner next month.

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211 comments

  1. Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Arthur
    Arthur who?
    Arthur any mince pies left?

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    1. Thanks Tracey, that's a good one. I almost chose it myself :)

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  2. WHAT DO YOU CALL A FISH WITH NO EYES...............FSH

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  3. Doctor Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains.
    Pull yourself together then

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  4. What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot?

    Get out of my face.

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  5. What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

    A carrot

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  6. What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadabrador!

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  7. What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas?

    Twerky!

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  8. why did the chicken cross the road?

    To get to the other side!

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    1. Is this post-modernism in crackerology?

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  9. Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bridge.

    Whats come over you?

    Cars, buses, lorries.....

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  10. what do you call cattle with a sense of humour ?? Laughing stock

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  11. whay does santa have 3 gardens cos he likes to ho ho ho

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  12. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

    A stick

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  13. Why did the man leave the Orange factory? Because he couldn't concentrate!

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  14. A termite goes into a bar and say "So where's the bar tender?"

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  15. Why did the chicken cross the playground - To get to the other slide x

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  16. Why did the chicken cross the road? So that he can check out the chicks!

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  17. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
    Frostbite!

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  18. what's black, white and red all over?

    Answer: a sunburnt penguin

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  19. What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney - Claustrophobia

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  20. Why did Santa need health insurance? Because he had a bad elf!

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  21. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a short sighted reindeer? Do-you-think-he-saurus

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  22. Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Little old lady.
    Little old lady who?
    I didn't know you could yodel!

    ~ Anthony G

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  23. Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?

    Because he had a low "elf" esteem!

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  24. what do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?.............................Horn-aments!

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  25. What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk?

    Jingle Smells!

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  26. One snowman said to the other "Can you smell carrots?"

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  27. What is Santa's favourite pizza?
    One that's deep pan, crisp and even.

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  28. What happens to frogs who park illegally? They get toad!

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  29. How do you organise a space party? You planet early

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  30. What's brown and sticky?

    A stick!

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  31. What do Santa's little helpers learn at school?
    The elf-abet!

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  32. What do you get if you cross a pig and a centipede?

    Bacon and legs

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  33. What do Santa's little helpers learn at school?

    The elf-abet!

    hehehe

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  34. What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?

    A Christmas Quacker!

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  35. What's Santa's health scheme called?
    The National Elf Service

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  36. What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas?

    Twerky!

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  37. Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?

    Because he had a low "elf" esteem!

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  38. what did the sea say to the sand??
    nothing he just waved!!
    Sharon L Johnson

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  39. What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies?

    Snowballs!

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  40. Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?

    Because he had a low "elf" esteem!

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    1. Oh I've just seen someone's done that one, I'll have to choose another

      What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot?
      Get out of my face

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    2. Repeats are fine, but thanks for sharing a new one too Chanette

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  41. Why did the scarecrow get promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field

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  42. what service do elves use if they are ill ? The nation elf-service

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  43. How do you describe a rich elf?
    Welfy

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  44. What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Can you smell carrots?

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  45. Why is becoming harder to buy Advent Calanders - because the days are numbered

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  46. What happened when Santa went speed dating?

    He pulled a cracker

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  47. what do reindeer hang on their christmas tree?

    Horn-aments :D

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  48. What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
    its christmas eve !

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  49. What is Santa's favourite pizza?

    Deep pan, crisp and even

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  50. Why did the mermaid blush cos the sea weed

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  51. What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
    A Christmas Quacker!

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  52. Did Rudolph go to school? No. He was Elf-taught!

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  53. Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
    A mince spy!

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  54. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?

    He was picking his nose!

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  55. Two snowmen are stood in a field. One of them asks, "Can you smell carrots?!".

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  56. What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts? Annette.

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  57. What did Father Christmas do when he went speed dating?

    He pulled a cracker!

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  58. What did one snowman say to the other? Can you smell carrots

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  59. What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?
    Freeze a jolly good fellow!!

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  60. What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

    It's Christmas Eve

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  61. What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

    It's Christmas Eve

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  62. Who is Santa afraid of?

    The Elf and safety officer

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  64. What is Santa's favourite pizza?

    One that's deep pan, crisp and even.

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  65. (This is from my daughter)
    What's brown and sticky?
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    POO!!

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  66. What's furry and minty? A polo bear!

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  67. What do you call an elephant that dosent matter> An irrelephant :D Sorry no good at jokes lol

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    1. Very good, thanks Michelle, I really like this one!

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  68. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?

    He was picking his nose

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  69. What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?

    Lost.

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  70. What did the stamp say to the Christmas card?
    Stick with me and we'll go places!

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  71. Why does Santa never get sick?
    Because he has private elf care

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  72. How do you make a slow reindeer fast
    Don't feed it!
    Rafflecopter entries in my real name NIKKI HAYES, thanks for the lovely giveaway :o)

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  73. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

    Frostbite!

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  74. My fave cracker joke has to be the classic 'what has 4 legs and can't walk? a table' :)

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  75. I'd tell you the joke about the jam but you'd spend it

    Kay Panayi

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  76. Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

    They always drop their needles!

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  77. What must you know to be an auctioneer?

    Lots

    Ashleigh

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  78. Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
    So he can hoe, hoe, hoe.

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  79. Who is Santa’s favourite singer?

    Elf-is.

    cat culmer

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  80. What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff!

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  81. why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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  82. What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar?

    He got 25 days!

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  83. How do the wisemen like their pizza?

    Deep pan, crisp and even.

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  84. What does a snowman eat for breakfast? snowflakes

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  85. Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
    Because he had a low "elf" esteem!

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  86. Why did the turkey join the band?
Because it had drumsticks. I'm no good at telling jokes.

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  87. why did the tomato blush? because he saw the salad dressing

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  88. What do you call a cat in the desert? Sandy Claws

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  89. Why is 6 afraid of 7
    Because 7 8 9

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  90. What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
    A Nervous Wreck.

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  91. What is Santa’s favourite pizza?
    One that’s deep-pan, crisp and even

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  92. Favourite Christmas fruit? The Queen's peach

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  93. What do you call a man with no ankles?

    Toe knee.

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  94. What do you call a deer with no eye? No idear.

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  95. What did Santa say to the smoker?
    Please don't smoke, it's bad for my elf!

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  96. What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging in a hotel hobby?
    Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

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  97. Why did the mushroom go to the party?
    He was a fun-guy

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  98. how do snowmen get around?
    By icicle

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  99. What did the snowman say to this tired brother.."why are you always snowzing off"!

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  100. why did the skeleton not do to the party?
    he had no body to go with.....

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  101. What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar?

    He got 25 days!

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  102. What type of Shoes does Santa wear when he travels on a train?
    Platforms!

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  103. What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
    A Christmas Quacker!

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  104. What goes "Oh Oh Oh"?
    Santa Claus walking backwards.

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  105. What happened to the man who stole an advent calendar?

    He got 25 days

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  106. What says oh oh oh ...santa walking backwards

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  107. Where does Santa go when he's feeling poorly? The National Elf Service!

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